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I say test his blood for Oxy Clean

Billy Mays has hawked his last product.

Television will be a quieter place from now on.

posted @ 6/28/2009 9:01:20 PM

Comments

Rustmeister says:

on 6/29/2009 10:40:23 AM

I'm pretty sure a Sham Wow is involved.

Peter says:

on 6/29/2009 2:14:42 PM

HI, I'M BILLY MAYS WITH THE AMAZING NEW CASKET IN A BASKET.

JUST PUSH THE BUTTON, AND YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO.

REGULAR PINE BOXES COST THOUSANDS, BUT YOU CAN GET THE CASKET IN A BASKET FOR ONLY THREE PAYMENTS OF $19.99, AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES WE'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER!!! (just pay s&h). THAT'S RIGHT, TWO CASKET IN A BASKETS FOR THREE PAYMENTS OF $19.99! WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU?

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.

McThag says:

on 6/29/2009 3:32:18 PM

I have an alibi.

B Smith says:

on 6/29/2009 4:03:10 PM

I liked my brother's routine:

"David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson...BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!

Yu-Ain Gonnano says:

on 6/29/2009 5:58:11 PM

Peter,

That was wrong.

Funny...

...but wrong.

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