Tennessee apparently had someone at a state park with a gun.
We had a similar incident today. Apparently, a man entered a local, small zoo while carrying a large handgun and from initial reports, even proceeded to hand feed a flamingo
Interestingly enough, the flamingo didn't receive several 10mm bullets to the brainpan upon biting the man with the gun. A faulty mind-control chip in the firearm would appear to be at fault.