Maybe people are too stupid to carry guns
On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit.
I want to believe this was just some stupid ploy to get free money, but I have this niggling feeling that this bint honestly thought there were Crunchberry orchards.
Can't wait to see when she realizes the dude on the box isn't a real captain either.
Hat tip Ann Althouse @ Instapundit