Frank J. could make a funeral funny as it is, but here's a list of gun slogans that should get you chortling in no time (dead people not required). Some samples
Because perps won’t waste themselves. The only FDA approved cure for stupidity. God made man, Samuel Colt made them awesome. Because diving for cover while swinging two swords doesn’t really work. Ever try to do a drive-by stabbing? Because sometimes people don’t listen. When this time it’s not a cry for help.
Because perps won’t waste themselves.
The only FDA approved cure for stupidity.
God made man, Samuel Colt made them awesome.
Because diving for cover while swinging two swords doesn’t really work.
Ever try to do a drive-by stabbing?
Because sometimes people don’t listen.
When this time it’s not a cry for help.
And my persona favorite (Update. Yeah, that's a typo, but it works for me. Thanks Joe!)
If God didn’t want us to shoot stuff, he wouldn’t have put things that need holes in them so far away.