Sharp as a Marble - Please help! My wife has gone missing!

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Range Time

I don't know what to do. My wife appears to be lost. The person who is pretending to by my wife suggested that for our date night tonight we go to the range. This person suggested it without any hints from me at all. This can't be my wife so I am worried for her safety.

Unless she has other plans and is using this as some sort of leverage to… hey… hold on.

Oh well, whatever it is, at least I'm getting her to the range.

posted @ 3/21/2009 5:15:12 PM

Comments

Bob S. says:

on 3/21/2009 5:17:11 PM

Might suggest you check for possible signs of alien infestation....the pod people tend to display this sign on the back of their necks. (if no sign, gives you a good reason to nuzzle anyways).

Enjoy the time at the range

Stacy says:

on 3/21/2009 6:18:24 PM

Ok, I knew it had to be a joke, but even through the first two sentences I thought for a second you might be serious, so consider yourself slapped in the back of the head.

ZerCool says:

on 3/21/2009 7:22:04 PM

I thought my wife had gone missing yesterday, since we had to go to the pusher to get HER a rifle ... but then she glared and rolled her eyes when I put a franklin down on another pistol, and I knew my real wife was back.

BillH says:

on 3/21/2009 8:03:11 PM

Been complaining about the cupholders in the jalopy, eh?

deadcenter says:

on 3/21/2009 10:45:48 PM

which Stepford model did you get?

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