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Could it really be that easy?

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I just figured out how to take our country back without bloodshed or political maneuvering.

Simply hack President Jugears' teleprompter. Ol' Ears can't talk without it, we could make him say whatever we want!

Hey, it worked on Charles Barkley

posted @ 3/17/2009 11:06:47 AM

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Weer'd Beard says:

on 3/17/2009 12:50:22 PM

Man that's funny! And YEs that would work.

We should hire those hackers who cracked the traffic signs to make them warn of zombies. I bet they can do us a favor.

What should we make him say?

B Smith says:

on 3/17/2009 2:21:53 PM

I liked "I'm a dumb ass", myself.
I think ol' Charles took it a hell of a lot better than President Urkel would, though.

John H. says:

on 3/17/2009 2:56:20 PM

How about having him come out in favor of gun rights?

Linoge says:

on 3/18/2009 6:35:28 AM

*snickers*

Given that we can probably rest assured that Barkley is more intelligent than our current President...

But, yeah, his reaction to this would not be... calm.

pops1911 says:

on 3/18/2009 5:30:50 PM

It will work so long as you don't have BHo thanking himself for the occasion like happened last night. He has no clue what he's saying when he reads!!! (Do his lips move when he's silent too??)

Linoge says:

on 3/18/2009 7:02:25 PM

Oh, and by the way, you were right.

TheGunGeek says:

on 3/19/2009 12:28:12 PM

Have you ever heard of directional sound? Basically, you modulate two very high frequency sounds with the sound you want to send in such a way that when they mix the resulting sound comes out. Thing about the real high frequency sounds is that you can use highly directional speakers to send the sound only where you want. Use two speakers whose audio paths cross at the podium, and only the guy standing right there can hear it.

Everyone would think he was hearing voices in his head. God could talk to him. God could tell him to tell the truth.

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