Apparently, the sluggish economy has made the harvesting of fairy-farts and unicorn dander difficult since it would appear the magic force field that surrounds schools, making them Gun Free, are failing.
The Tennessean reported Monday that 10 guns were found since last August, compared to five found in the 2007-2008 school year. In the past five years, 47 weapons have been confiscated on school grounds.
Let me say this clearly, loudly, and all in caps so that everyone will finally get it. SCHOOLS ARE GUN FREE ZONES! IT IS VERY, VERY, VERY ILLEGAL TO BRING GUNS ONTO A SCHOOL. DON'T MAKE US PRINT OUT LARGER SIGNS!!!!!
Seriously. If you can't rely on a criminal's honest nature to follow the laws, it might give people the silly idea that more laws aren't what is needed and then you'll have hundreds of politicians out of a job.