So, it's totally apparent that I cannot afford the trip to Phoenix for the NRA bash this year. I don't have the time, nor the money.
This isn't stopping me from trying my damndest to go anyway.
So, to cut costs a bit more, anyone going who'd like to split a room? Yes, I snore and have a teddy bear. Even though pants and I have what can be best described as a strained relationship, I assure you there will be no "Pants Free Zones" during the Bash.