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From everyone's favorite Uncle, a list of the 10 manliest firearms.

#10: SMLE - No. Want one, though

#9: Mosin-Nagant M44 - Duh! Took it out this weekend!

#8: GLOCK - Tis my carry piece

#7: Swiss K31 Carbine - Nope.

#6: AK47 - Nope.

#5: Smith & Wesson Model 29 - I'm going to say that my Dan Wesson Model 15 works here

#4: AR15 - Don't Panic!

#3: Remington 870 - The Mossberg 500 makes this one a yes

#2: Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP - Again, I gotta substitute, but the Para TAC-S fits this bill

#1: Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle - Are you kidding? I'm married with little kids. Couldn't afford one if it was given to me for free with unlimited ammo.

So, kinda sorta 6 out of 10. Not bad.

And you?

posted @ 1/7/2009 2:16:09 PM

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Tanya says:

on 1/7/2009 3:50:53 PM

I only have two, which means I'm not very manly.

Which is probably fortunate, since I'm wearing 3" heels.

Robb says:

on 1/7/2009 3:52:41 PM

You too?

the pistolero says:

on 1/7/2009 5:16:46 PM

Well, I only have one — the 1911. But I have five 1911s, two of which are chambered for the mighty 10mm. I think that should count for at least one more. Lol...

Tanya says:

on 1/7/2009 8:00:05 PM

I will return them when I'm done with them. Jeez.

Robb says:

on 1/7/2009 8:01:54 PM

Oh lookie. The Pistolero is trying to join OrangeNeckInNY on my shit-list of people who rub the fact that they have 10mm 1911s while I don't in my face.

{walks away with a huffy-face}

;)

Kris says:

on 1/7/2009 9:35:31 PM

#10: SMLE - I have 2 No 4s and 1 Ishy 2A1 so I'll say yes

#9: Mosin-Nagant M44 - Yup, and a few 91/30s. an M38 and 3 M39s

#8: GLOCK - Wouldn't own one (don't like the grip angle) but do have a Springer XD45...so yup

#7: Swiss K31 Carbine - 3 of 'em

#6: AK47 - Just one...a Romy WASR

#5: Smith & Wesson Model 29 - No...I like heavy loaded .45 Colts better

#4: AR15 - Oodles of them

#3: Remington 870 - One 870 and a few Mossy's...yep

#2: Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP - 5 1911s in various patterns

#1: Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle - Not a Barrett but I have a BOHICA upper on an AR. So I'll give myself 1/2

So...8-1/2 of 10?

OrangeNeckInNY says:

on 1/7/2009 10:32:24 PM

Heh...at least you still have a job :( which means I can only afford ONE last .22 cal. Browning Buckmark with a 7-1/4" bbl, with my severance package, which amount to a mere 3 days after the Tuesday that the pay period and my job ended. Wheee...fun.

If I'm rubbing anything right now, it'll be the two nickels in my pocket LOL!

Sorry Robb. Never meant to rub anything in your face. Damn, that just sounded so wrong on so many different levels.........

McThag says:

on 1/8/2009 9:38:17 AM

#10: SMLE - #1 Mk 3* BTW, the #4 is NOT an SMLE!

#9: Mosin-Nagant M44 - Minty Polish version.

#8: GLOCK - In the "Oh-So-Manly" .45 ACP no less!

#7: Swiss K31 Carbine - Nope.

#6: AK47 - Nope.

#5: Smith & Wesson Model 29 - I guess an Anaconda is not good enough?

#4: AR15 - Bunches.

#3: Remington 870 - Yes.

#2: Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP - Springfield GI clone.

#1: Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle - I have a Barrett magazine for my 6.8 AR...

WHERE'S THE GARAND ON THIS LIST?

the pistolero says:

on 1/8/2009 2:01:19 PM

Oh, and might I add, Mr. Allen, that Dan Wesson is a FINE piece. ;-)

Robb says:

on 1/8/2009 2:05:47 PM

Yeah, it is, but it'd be that much finer if I had a 1911 chambered in 10mm to go with it.

the pistolero says:

on 1/8/2009 2:38:26 PM

I was talking about my Razorback. LOLOL

Robb says:

on 1/8/2009 2:49:44 PM

Oh...

Where's the f$^&*ing BAN button in this stupid software?

Crap, I didn't write one.

You lucked out this time buddy....

the pistolero says:

on 1/8/2009 9:03:51 PM

*snerk* Gun envy's a stone-ass bitch, ain't it? *points and laughs*

Jeff says:

on 1/9/2009 4:45:47 PM

#10: SMLE - nope
#9: Mosin-Nagant M44 -Yep, a'47 and a '43 91/30

#8: GLOCK - Well, A ghetto Glock

#7: Swiss K31 Carbine - uh uh

#6: AK47 - not yet

#5: Smith & Wesson Model 29 - naah
#4: AR15 - No, but I did shoot one a long time ago.

#3: Remington 870 - No, but I do have two NEF's, one for each hand.

#2: Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP - No, but they do tell me my CZ 52 uses the same holster.
#1: Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle - Well, no. But I have a .45. But it's a single shot. That uses black powder. And a rock for ignition. And I built it myself. Close enough?

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