Ok, so this post has a few people scratching their head for two reasons - One, why did my blog show up on a search for "where are the female whale tits" and two... well, where are the female whale tits?
Good questions, both.
First, I have a fairly popular post entitled "Show me your tits" Until they started putting videos up on Google searches, it used to be on the first page of results (now on the second). It's not what you think. Well, then again maybe it is. Just read it.
Second, I did some research. Female whales have nipples which are located near the genital slit (I'm not looking where that is located for you, sorry) on either side. The calf makes a straw of its tongue, wraps it around the nipple and gently nudges the mother who then squirts out milk the consistency of toothpaste which the baby whale drinks. I assume the thickened milk is to prevent it from going everywhere in all the water.
There. Now the Google hits will get even more interesting, I'm sure.
Update:
Weer'd Beard informs me in this comment
Weer'd Beard Rolled Out On: 1/7/2009 12:54 PM They're just behind the flippers in most species IIRC. I'm an Ictheologist so I spend most of my time with fish, which are sadly tit-less. So the answer is "Armpits"
Weer'd Beard
Rolled Out On: 1/7/2009 12:54 PM
They're just behind the flippers in most species IIRC. I'm an Ictheologist so I spend most of my time with fish, which are sadly tit-less.
So the answer is "Armpits"
Well, that does nothing to make it any less gross, now does it?