Sharp as a Marble - There go my plans for Wednesday

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There go my plans for Wednesday

Apparently in Florida it is a felony to

Own the pelt of a cat
Molest floral arrangements on a headstone
Intentionally trip a horse
Introduce into or upon the grounds of any facility that provides mental health services an intoxicating beverage or beverage which causes or may cause an intoxicating effect

Well shit... Now what am I going to do for entertainment?

posted @ 1/5/2009 3:12:48 PM

Comments

Matt says:

on 1/5/2009 3:17:27 PM

1) Go gator hunting instead. Very tasty and they make great boots. Surely there cannot be a law against that in Florida.

2) Go water the arrangements with a firehose. If they happen to go shooting over the nearby mausoleum, oh well. You were trying to help.

3) Dig for gas lines on Main Street with two foot separations between exploratory holes. If the damn horse can't step between him, tough shit. Fucker's off to the glue factory. It will be his fault he tripped. On that note, if a farmer digs a drainage ditch and the idiot horse trips into it, does that count?

4) Does mixing their Prozac in soda count?

Gregory Morris says:

on 1/5/2009 3:20:08 PM

1) Gator hunting is legal, but only done certain ways and with all the correct permits.

2) Still a felony.

3) The law about tripping horses technically only applies when you do it for entertainment.

4) Controlled substances of any kind count in addition to intoxicating beverages

Billll says:

on 1/5/2009 10:03:27 PM

Lightly coat large firecrackers with tuna oil, and give them to the inmates at the asylum.

In Colorado, I'm told that it's specifically illegal to fornicate with an owl. I'm pretty sure there's a story behind that one.

OrangeNeckInNY says:

on 1/6/2009 1:17:28 AM

Does that mean they'll be removing Benadryl or night-time Nyquil from their stocks?

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