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Two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence

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Salmonella and nipples

Behold, the BACON BRA!

posted @ 12/10/2008 10:02:55 AM

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Eric says:

on 12/10/2008 10:18:08 AM

I wanna make a joke about "BLT-cups" but I just can't make it flow. Must be distracted or something.

AntiCitizenOne says:

on 12/10/2008 10:19:32 AM

MY EYES!!!! ZE GOGGLES ZEY DO NOTHING!!!!

Unix-Jedi says:

on 12/10/2008 10:23:22 AM

But.....Usually the curing takes care of salmonella....

Still, lifts, seperates, and crisps.

Crotalus says:

on 12/10/2008 11:58:30 AM

Betcha she's not Muslim!

OrangeNeckInNY says:

on 12/10/2008 1:18:31 PM

You don't get salmonella from bacon. You might get tapeworms if the meat's not cured/cooked properly though. Just sayin'...

Liberty Girl says:

on 12/10/2008 1:46:41 PM

That is easily the most squicktastic thing I've seen all day. And a damnable waste of bacon.

OrangeNeckInNY says:

on 12/10/2008 4:28:46 PM

Oh wait....was I supposed to be thinking about boobies????

dockbot says:

on 12/10/2008 5:11:32 PM

"The taste of bacon is the taste of freedom."

Mmmmm.... freeeeeeedom.

Yu-Ain Gonnano says:

on 12/10/2008 7:07:03 PM

OK, I guess I was wrong, bacon *doesn't* make everything better.

Wolfwood says:

on 12/10/2008 7:33:23 PM

I'm actually impressed that no one has posted the photoshop of an infestation. If that description is enough for you, you know what I mean. (Hint: it makes Goatse look like a children's coloring book).

Justthisguy says:

on 12/10/2008 7:47:42 PM

Hey, folks, it's just a visual thing! Nobody wants to eat raw bacon off of anybody's chest, that would be gross. Don't take the trope farther than it's willing to go!

Cooked bacon is yummy. Human boobies are, well, human boobies and we all used to be infants. It's just mental conflation of yummy things, is all.

countertop says:

on 12/10/2008 9:46:54 PM

Boobies are yummy too!

Boobies and bacon are even yummier.

And yes, Bacon is the taste of freedom.

Roberta X says:

on 12/11/2008 7:52:25 AM

"Mom, do I have the boil the nipples before nursing my baby if I'm breast-feeding?"
"Only if you've been wearing the bacon bra again, dear."
"Uh-oh."

Srsly, that's just wrong.

Linoge says:

on 12/11/2008 6:01:16 PM

Ok, I like bacon (after I all, I nearly wrapped my Thanksgiving turkey in it). And... well... I will leave the second part unspoken (but, suffice to say, I am male).

.... but that is just effing effed up.

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