Or in this case, Butter Knife = Weapon
You see, it's a knife, and since knives are designed to cut things, they are weapons! Intent be damned!!!
I find it jaw droppingly impossible that the local Bed, Bath, & Beyond would be considered on par with Gun Crazy Larry's Death Emporium. How frickin' neutered does a society have to be to literally restrict the sale of common dining utensils? Now, I have to admit if crime in England was so in control that the only recourse for criminals was to use butter knives that I'd say they've done a good job, but you and I both know that's not true.
Hat tip David Codrea.
I find it jaw droppingly impossible that the local Bed, Bath, & Beyond would be considered on par with Gun Crazy Larry's Death Emporium.