Sharp as a Marble - The original tree huggers

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The original tree huggers

First Sarah Palin comes along to show the true face of feminism, now look who's rightfully considered eco-conscious

Today's green movement uses certain buzzwords -- organic, locavore, renewable -- to the wry amusement of 15 million to 20 million of us who've actually lived the eco-friendly lifestyle that these words describe.
We are hunters.

I wish I could hunt for my own food, but alas I'm a city boy and tree rat and pigeon (or in my case seagull) may taste like chicken, but I sure as hell ain't going to eat 'em.

posted @ 9/16/2008 11:32:16 AM

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teqjack says:

on 9/16/2008 12:36:19 PM

Uh, seagull is reputed to taste awful and nothing at all like chicken.

Pigeons, though, well - look up "squab". Pity that where I live it is illegal to thin out the masses of flying droppings depositers. OTOH, it has been noted that local downtown now has more hawks than it has had for almost a century. Take up falconry?

Gregory Morris says:

on 9/16/2008 12:40:40 PM

You could take up fishing. Same thing, only you don't get to use a gun to do it :)

Well... you're not supposed to use a gun anyway.

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