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The No-Shit headline of the day

Gun fires only BBs, but police still call it assault

Imagine that! Assault is an action, not a customizable feature!

posted @ 9/11/2008 12:33:18 PM

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BobG says:

on 9/11/2008 12:57:05 PM

He's luck he didn't get shot by someone with a real gun.

Rustmeister says:

on 9/11/2008 1:01:17 PM

I think it was an assault BB gun. Spray fired from the hip.

teqjack says:

on 9/11/2008 1:56:00 PM

Oh come now. The headline writer was being stupid/silly, why compound it? Act aggressively, and assault charges can be brought. And the shoes you are wearing can be described as weapons petaining to said assault.

jcr says:

on 9/12/2008 4:46:17 PM

He "could have put his eye out".

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