I'm a software developer. My clients may be fellow employees, but that doesn't negate the inanity that I have to deal with from time to time.
Right now, I have a "bug" that states "I put the square peg in the round hole, and the hole is claiming the peg is of an invalid shape."
*Sigh*
My job consists of me saving people from themselves. I'd make a good Leftist, wouldn't I?