Let it be told that there are those out there who spread falsities amongst the true believers. They use the power of the worm-tongue to lead the faithful to cast their vote for them rather than the one, true winner. Lo, darkness spread across the land and the wicked among men cried "No! Vote For ME" and those weak in constitution were confused.
For the pilgrim, this is a trying time. The serpents amongst you will use their charm to lure you towards the wrong path. Deceit and treachery are their tools, an unending litany of false choices used to pry the faithful from their true calling.
Fear not, oh faithful followers, for I can guide you to the chosen path. Selection of "Sharp as a Marble (blog.robballen.com)" will redeem your soul, cleanse your spirit, and win me a weekend at Blackwater.
Blessed be the voters, for they shall allow me to inherit the Para. And as a reward for your faithfulness, I will bring the world together in unity and end this senseless shtick.