Sharp as a Marble - We get love letters

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We get love letters

Mail from Sharp as a Marble:
Sender: u better chill yo ugly ass up kid
Email: Hamid_pmp@yahoo.com
IP Address: 68.166.3.186
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little boy we bet the hell out of yall little hatrs!

Anyone care to help me decipher this? I don't speak idiot.

Update -

Looking through my logs, it seems this love letter comes way of someone from Franklin, Ohio who apparently wasn't too happy with my article wishing a loss on the Iraqi Soccer Team.

Like most of the hate mail I've received from this post (and boy, do I get a lot of it), none of these punks actually read the article which was in actuality, a positive view of the Iraqi team.

Another odd trait is that none of the hate mail is decipherable using the general rules of English.

posted @ 12/5/2007 9:29:07 AM

Comments

Gregory Morris says:

on 12/5/2007 9:53:20 AM

I think the sender probably drooled into his keyboard, causing a short circuit, which caused random characters to appear. Nobody could possibly be stupid enough to have typed something like this on purpose.

I've gotten stuff like this before in relation to this: Gang Sign. Supposed thugs, G's and quite possibly members of gangs (or at least wannabes) posted various comments (which I've since disabled.)

It could also be spam.

Breda says:

on 12/5/2007 10:00:33 AM

I'd like to see them try and bet you up.

Robb Allen says:

on 12/5/2007 10:07:25 AM

I responded to the email asking if he could find someone who knew how to write in English so they could help him.

Stacy says:

on 12/5/2007 11:34:08 AM

Likewise, I would relish the spectacle of the attempted betting.

If you *really* want hate mail, try writing something like this. I wrote that five years ago and the love just keeps on coming.

BobG says:

on 12/5/2007 12:50:30 PM

Hell, I used to get worse from people raised speaking English back when I used to to email tech support; there are people out there who are so amazingly illiterate that it is beyond belief.

Brandon says:

on 12/5/2007 2:58:32 PM

Robb,

I dug around on Google's image search and I think I might have found one of their pics.

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