So I'm sitting at a coworker's desk when another guy walks up. Guy B is pretty "progressive" as well as a Grade-A Rabid Democrat and my buddy and I... well, we're not.
Anyway, the conversation slips into magnets (I was playing with a rare earth magnet on his desk). Guy B shows off his magnetic bracelet.
Coworker: Why do you have a magnetic bracelet? Guy B: It helps with blood circulation. Coworker: You believe that? Oh yeah, you vote Democrat.
Coworker: Why do you have a magnetic bracelet?
Guy B: It helps with blood circulation.
Coworker: You believe that? Oh yeah, you vote Democrat.
(you can switch parties on this joke, it's just as funny)