Sharp as a Marble - Hey, Net Authority - CHECK OUT THIS BESTIALITY!

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Hey, Net Authority - CHECK OUT THIS BESTIALITY!

Check out this site. They want to make a database of "impure" sites and expunge the Internet of them all.

My favorite? The definition of bestiality include "Interracial Marriages".

Guess what, fuckwads? I'm the product of an interracial marriage. You think I'm impure? I don't know what god you claim to worship, but it's a worthless and stupid god. The God I worship loves his children, regardless of the color of their skin. You seem to think there's an all powerful being who, well, honestly needs you to surf the web and call out people of mixed marriages. I'd call that being all-ignorant.

So, I've submitted my site to your database of bigotry. I hope you waste hours reading through my shit to find out how awful a product of bestiality can really be.

Hat Tip Ride Fast

posted @ 10/28/2007 9:30:27 AM

Comments

Jerry says:

on 10/28/2007 10:12:21 AM

Prejudice, Bigotry, Racism!

Just thought I'd help you out. Some folks are just plain stupid. Keep up your good work I enjoy your writings no matter how impure (tongue in cheek).

thirdpower says:

on 10/28/2007 11:10:50 AM

They also have the DOD website, AMA, ARFCOM, and the holocaust museum website added.

harrison says:

on 10/28/2007 3:43:19 PM

Plus John Edwards for President and the official website of the City of Birmingham, Ala.
That's so fucked up.

Gregory Morris says:

on 10/28/2007 3:46:32 PM

Yeah, the internet is continually polluted with sites published by racist fuckwads. My policy has always been to ignore them, because turds like these, Fred Phelps, the Aryan Nation, etc. love to be challenged, because it gives them a sense of legitimacy. I do hate it, though, when people set up legitimate looking sites like this for their own disgusting breed of ass-hattery.

If it wouldn't cause me to lose my job or go to jail, I'd probably make a concerted effort to shut down sites like these (through whatever nefarious means may be at my disposal.) But, ya know, freedom of speech and all that. It is probably better to just have a loud voice of reason that drowns out their bigotry and hate.

McGehee says:

on 10/28/2007 10:48:01 PM

I submitted NetAuthority.org for "Offensive political material."

I doubt they'll appreciate the irony.

straightarrow says:

on 10/29/2007 1:07:49 AM

I don't really think they want to work that mixed marriage thing. I just don't think they are smart enough to know how dangerous it would be.

My German/Cherokee/Chickasaw self would just naturally want to send them to another world. Some part of me, not sure which, would want to torture them first. I'm so mixed up.

Not only that, but my father was male and my mother was female. Doesn't get much more mixed than that. One was a Yankee, the other was a Southerner with a grudge against bigots, injustice and arrogant assholes she passed on.

dustdydog says:

on 10/29/2007 7:24:36 AM

I always thought interracial marriages made things like mermaids, minotaurs and centaurs, or when a unicorn and a pegaus mate and have one of those unicorns with wings. And don't get me started on Spock (half-Vulcan, half-human, 100% know-it-all) or the baby of Superman and Lois Lane.

And no offense to the Christians, but any human-human baby is at least as human as a human-Holy Ghost baby.

Rob K says:

on 10/29/2007 11:42:02 AM

Did you look at their "How to spot a violation" page? It must be a parody. From the badges page:

If you are the webmaster of a site that is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy, it is your responsibility to indicate this on your website until the offending content has been fully removed.

Ride Fast says:

on 10/29/2007 11:51:47 AM

According to their asshat criteria, my place is bad on every count. Kind of makes me proud.

As a good Christian, I turned myself in. ;-)

Linoge says:

on 10/30/2007 1:57:22 AM

I went ahead and gave them all of their violations in one nice little post, and then submitted myself to be ritually caned.

I bet this increases my traffic...

Cleanthes says:

on 10/30/2007 6:18:45 PM

Guys,

They're winding you up. It's a parody. It's a staringly obvious parody.

Teletext?

ahem: Websense.

I hate to say it, but you've been properly had...

straightarrow says:

on 10/31/2007 2:23:16 AM

Properly had is entertaining, but improperly had can be a lot more fun. I mean, that's what I heard the big guys say.

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