First Jim just picks up an H&K SL8 like most people pick up a pack of gum, right in front of me, making me depressed.
Now, Kevin Baker of the Smallest Minority f*cking wins a Kimber Ultra Carry Pro. WINS. I can't afford to look at them through the glass case and this guy simply has one handed to him.
I'm going to spend the rest of the day in a funk of self-loathing and pity all the while cursing under my breath. I might even give up gong to the range out of spite.
Stupid lucky and single people...