Help me.

Please.

I readily admit that I am a handgun guy. I've shot rifles and shotguns, but I always came back to my handheld machines of death. The only rifle I own is a .22lr that I could poke out the eye of a crow from 100 yards with and when he turned around to try to see what happened, I could shoot the other one out.

But other than that, I am rifleless. And that absolutely needs to change.

I love these

But honestly, when it comes time for the poop to hit the air spinner, I'd like to have a little bit better firepower and range. Reach out and touch someone, you know.

So, here's the parameters I have to work with.

  • One day, I will get an AR-15. But I seriously consider them to be a plinking rifle and I'm so not interested in the military look. Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt and the honorable discharge. So, no AR's.
  • Again, I don't care about looks. I don't need the tactical rail with picatinny doodads, black polycarbonate folding thingamabogs, and a spiky thing to indicate which end is the bad end. I prefer not to have any of those things, but I'm not going to be too picky.
  • I want something that when I hit someone with it, they know. With my .22, I could tickle you in the exact same spot so many times eventually you'd get the hint. I'd rather have something that would take a head clean off even if you shot them in the foot.
  • I don't want a .50 cal.
  • I lied. I want a .50 cal. I want one so bad I'd consider trading in my left testicle for it. Possibly the right as well. But that's not going to happen for the next reason.
  • I have two kids and a wife. None of them have jobs. Therefor cash is very, very limited. Say, less than $500 (and that's pushing it).
  • I want something I can reload the ammunition on if I do desire. So no funky "hard to find" ammo usin' thing.
  • Ugly is fine.
  • Open sights are fine. I figure if you're so far away that I need a scope to shoot you, you're more than likely not a real threat.
  • Bolt action would be perfectly sweet. Semi-auto would be perfectly sweet. Fully automatic is not sweet. It's a nice way to turn $ into noise though.

Now, here's the other thing. I know practically nothing about rifles. I don't know the technical differences between 30.06 and a 30.30. I'd prefer to stay away from 5.56 × 45 mm but that's only because deep inside, I know I'd really be shooting a hyped up .22 ;)

So help me please. What would be a good rifle to start with? Powerful, but not ridiculous. Doesn't need to be pretty, just needs to shoot accurately. No need for fancy doodads. Reloadable ammo a plus, but cheap ammo a good thing too. I'd prefer American simply out of pride, but would probably purchase a Chinese or Russian model if it came down to it.

And dirt cheap.

Thanks in advance.

posted @ 5/7/2007 1:35:55 PM
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