So yesterday I came in late to work due to a doctor’s appointment. At that time of day, my normal spot to park is long gone, so I ended up having to park on the 3rd floor of the parking garage.
I call this the asshole floor.
Why? Because this is where all the people who think there’s nothing wrong with taking up 5 spaces to protect their shitty cars. It’s not like all these cars are Porches, Lamborghinis, or even high end BMWs. They’re Fords, Corvettes, and ‘96 Audis. I don’t get it. Why do you need to park sideways or at an angle to “protect” your little POS car? Most of them already are dinged up. I can only assume these idiots park that way because they’re just trying to be an asshole.
Which suits me fine. I’m sure they all shit their britches when they saw my beat up Wrangler parked among them, threatening to scratch the hell out of their paint jobs.