Damn UPS. According to their website
Your package is in the UPS system and is on time with a scheduled delivery date of Sep 22, 2005.
Which would be nice and dandy if, immediately below it didn’t say
Package Progress: Date/Time Location Activity Sep 20, 2005 11:36 P.M. SECAUCUS, NJ, US ARRIVAL SCAN 11:13 P.M. NEW YORK, NY, US DEPARTURE SCAN 8:34 P.M. NEW YORK, NY, US ORIGIN SCAN 6:23 P.M. US BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED Tracking results provided by UPS: Sep 22, 2005 3:28 P.M. Eastern Time (USA)
So, unless UPS can get a 6 pound box from Secaucus NJ to Tampa in 30 minutes, I don’t see me getting my stuff today. Either that or the website’s data is old. Yeah, that’s what I’ll tell myself so I feel better.