No, not College Girl Porn Tryouts III, I’m talking Photoshop newbies. One would think that a large, well funded group like CAIR could afford someone with better Photoshop skills than this.

The sad thing is, I’ve actually considered seeing if I could make a career out of doctoring photographs for those tabloid magazines like Weekly World News, The Enquirer, and Newsweek. I’m actually quite good at putting things in pictures, taking them out, replacing people, etc.

I once did a job for a lady who’s kid’s baseball team had lost a coach mid year due to the lady being a complete asshole. Since they had already taken their team photo, she asked if I could remove her. When I was done, I had even reconstructed kids playing in the field behind them – fence, dugout, and all.

But CAIR needs to be told that a 23 pixel brush-job doesn’t make for a good hajib.

{h/t Malkin)

posted @ 9/15/2005 1:56:00 PM
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