Sharp as a Marble - Meat is Murder

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Meat is Murder

And I’m enjoying some rather deliciously marinated death right now for lunch.

posted @ 5/31/2005 11:58:00 AM

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Preston Taylor Holmes says:

on 6/2/2005 8:43:00 AM

Just so you'll know, I just got off a conference call with Morrissey and Johnny Marr, and they've agreed that you should be strung up for violating the rights of that meat. Prepare for a phone call from a couple of vegan limey rockstars.

Robb Allen says:

on 6/2/2005 8:50:00 AM

You should see the horrors that befell the living stalks of brocolli I killed as well. Steamed their flesh with red pepper flakes.

And I've enslaved Bacillus Laterosporus bacteria in my intestines and forced them to produce glucose-regulating and other pancreatic hormones.

I'm a living testiment to lower life form abuse!

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