Woot! Gotta love trolls! Today's doozy is brought to you by SgtShep (Texhgy@hawaii.rr.com), a lovable character if you get to know him I'm sure!

Digital Brownshirt Asshole

When's the last time you were cranked, asshole?

Hmm. Never, actually. Asshole cranking sounds more like your game. Let me know how it works for you, though.

Get ready, for it's easy to find you, and the internet is not the source.

Oh. Well, just FYI the Internet would make it easier. If your thinking of using information from my library card, it's out of date. Try Google maps instead!

Law Enforcement is talking to each other like you would never know .......

Which is a good thing. Could you imagine all the criminals who'd get away if none of the cops talked to each other. Besides, if law enforcement people didn't talk much, phone calls with my dad would be boring!

Know what it feels like to have your jaws wired?

One time I stepped on a nail.....

Look over your shoulder, both on the road and off.

Thanks for the advice. Makes changing lanes easier, doesn't it?

Have a nice day, Perp.

Will do! You have a lovely day as well. I'm sure sending threatening emails from the safety of Hawaii while your 'victims' are state side is a stressful and dangerous job. I'd hate for you to sprain your wrist when one of your Cheetos stained fingers slips off the 'Enter' key. You take it easy, ok? Millions of peoples' lives depend on you protecting them by hiding behind a monitor a few thousand miles away and sending harsh emails. Don't let them down!

Update:
For a brief moment, I thought I was trembling with fear. Turns out I was just cold and shivering.

posted @ 3/22/2005 8:16:00 AM
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