Sharp as a Marble - Some Items Found In Michael Moore's Stocking This Year

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Some Items Found In Michael Moore's Stocking This Year

4 Cans Dinty Moore Beef Stew
12" Hickory Farms Summer Sausage
2 lb bag of Frito-Lay Pork Rinds
Bottle of Chipotle Tabasco
Twin Pack Pringles (BBQ Flavor)
Twin Pack Pringkes (Sour Cream & Chives)
Reindeer Jerky
"Propaganda for Dummies" Book
Fingernail Clippers
Bag of Family Sized Whoppers Malted Milk Balls
A Hot cup of Fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia

posted @ 12/13/2004 2:30:00 PM

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Robb Allen says:

on 12/14/2004 5:51:00 PM

Remember, this is just a partial listing - Hence the "Some" in the title.

I don't have enough blog-space to display the entire list.

tee bee says:

on 12/14/2004 11:26:00 AM

only four cans of dinty moore? Santa must not be too happy with Mikey. this paltry offering will never hold the big guy over until breakfast.

*btw, is there a Dinty Moore/Michael Moore connection? is it time for a new consumer piece that gets to the heart of the Moore controversy, "Joel and Me"?

David says:

on 12/14/2004 4:31:00 PM

Missed it by an order of magnitude (you forgot to factor in the magnitude of Moore-on's ego).

That's a _minimum_ of ten times that amount, just to fill his pantyhose "stockings". Remember: not only are they huge, they stretch. I understood that Mikey Moore-on actually emptied a Safeway filling his own Christmas pantyhose...

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