The Big Trunk over at Power Line has a suggestion
According to the Washington Post, Mohammad Alanssi, the bearded gent shouting "Allah" outside the White House yesterday, was an FBI informant, and his self-immolation was a protest of the conditions of his employment: "Terror informant ignites himself near White House." If the Michael Moore brigades had any decency, they would follow this gentleman's inspirational example and express their death wish via destructive acts confined to themselves.
I'm sorry, I cannot agree with this type of sentiment. It does nothing for our cause as a society to suggest Michael Moore self-immolate on the White House lawn.
Do you not realize the environmental damage that would occur if Moore were to catch fire? I'm not just taking about the inevitable gas explosion and raining bits of gristle, but the stench could make DC an unlivable wasteland for centuries. And how long would he burn? Global Warming would increase ten fold.
Not the best of ideas, man. THINK before you post!