Tampa, Fl - Early exit polls for the Sharp as a Marble household show Bush leading Kerry by a whopping 100% margin (with 50% of the family reporting). Reached for comment, the Kerry campaign complained "That's because the SaaM council won't allow the dog, cat, or the 2 year old to vote. It's a travesty."
When asked, Robb Allen, author of the popular web blog Sharp as a Marble said "The dog and two year old are definitely Bush supporters. I'm not sure about the cat, though."
UPDATE:
Final Closing Results
HouseholdBush 2 Kerry 0
MenBush 1 Kerry 0
WomenBush 1 Kerry 0
FelineBush 0 Kerry 0 Morris the Cat (Write In) 1