If you are reading this, then hallelujah! The Cable Gods have smiled upon me.
My cable modem decided it didn't want to do it's job anymore, and "Technical" Support (he said with a sneer) was no help at all. I called and the only answer was "You can either bring in the modem or wait for a support tech to come by". With Jeanne's damage still ravaging the state, I doubt that'll happen this year...
So, I'll have to get a new modem tomorrow. By then, people will have forgotten all about SaaM and my plan to unseat Glenn will have fallen by the wayside.
Curses.