Sharp as a Marble - More Mail from My Fans!

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More Mail from My Fans!

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Because I love each and every one of my visitors, I feel it's important that those who leave the most profound of comments and / or emails should receive their time in the spotlight. Hence, I shall answer my fans here where all the world can see.

First off

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re: EXCLUSIVE!!!! We have the John Kerry - Julia Thorne divorce papers!!!!

What drivel. And not even clever.
Go pick on a worthy target like Bush. . . .

Thank you Nancy! Can I call you Nancy? You didn't leave any sort of identifying information so I'll assume your name is Nancy. Unless you're female, then I shall call you Elrod.

Anyway Nancy, I'm very happy my drivel was so unclever that you felt it necessary to comment on it. A sure sign of a lack of creativity in one's posts are insults from anonymous sources. I will try harder next time.

Now, we have something from

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re: EXCLUSIVE!!!! We have the John Kerry - Julia Thorne divorce papers!!!!

needless to say, you are a attention seeking Jew

Hmm. Another no name person. I now dub thee Wilbur. Now, Wilbur here points out something apparently so obvious that one needs not to say it, yet does anyway. Regardless, Wilbur (who apparently does not agree with this particular post) finds the time to inform all my readers that, *gasp*, I am a Jew! This comes as a big surprise to me and thus I shall be spending the remainder of the day throwing away the boxes of Christmas items I have in the attic. I also have several Bibles I need to get rid of, some KJV and a NIV as well.

And all this time I thought Jeff Goldstein had an advantage on me!

And finally

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re: EXCLUSIVE!!!! We have the John Kerry - Julia Thorne divorce papers!!!!

yeah that s pretty lame. Can you wait til Bush loses because the debate on the issues from the right is stupid, made-up shit like this? I can't!

Whoa. This guy's name is like mine, only backwards and with an underscore in between. My Internet doppleganger perhaps?

And of course Bush is going to lose because of my satirical post on John Kerry's divorce papers because as we all know, that's all the 'right' have to argue with. Forget about taxes, security, economy, the constant price changes of Dr. Scholl's Odor Eaters! Conservative talking points are focused on J-Lo perfume jokes!

Amazing, huh? Can't you just feel the love? It warms my heart when people take the time to read through my entire blog and each post before they ~~fire off bullshit without thinking~~ write a thoughtful comment.

I shall now rest. My work here is complete.

posted @ 7/31/2004 1:46:00 PM