One of the big stories going around the Blogosphere right now is about the talk of postponing the election if there were to be a major terrorist attack. Of course, such utterances have increased the sales of aluminum foil ten fold.
It is sad that people crave conspiracy theories to satiate their hatred of any political party. That's why I'm going to spring the first ever, SaaM conspiracy theory:
First, Karl Rove creates the scandal by releasing the discussions of voting postponement. This causes howls from the left. Bush then comes out later and publicly announces that the election will be held regardless of circumstances. The left feels vindicated.Nov 2nd, Dick Cheney personally plants one of the chemical bombs that was supposed to be planted in Iraq (but was mistakenly shipped to a Pizza Hut in Miami by FedEx) in a Frederick's of Hollywood at a local mall in Valdosta, Ga. Meanwhile, Condi is busy setting up roadside nail-bombs aimed at crippling school buses full of children. Finally, Scott McClellan 'accidentally' emails a virus that takes out most of the Internet connection and phone lines to the traditionally 'Blue' states.Now, millions of disenfranchised voters are screaming to have the election delayed. However, President Bush reminds people of his promise to keep the elections on the 2nd and wins with 89%.
First, Karl Rove creates the scandal by releasing the discussions of voting postponement. This causes howls from the left. Bush then comes out later and publicly announces that the election will be held regardless of circumstances. The left feels vindicated.
Nov 2nd, Dick Cheney personally plants one of the chemical bombs that was supposed to be planted in Iraq (but was mistakenly shipped to a Pizza Hut in Miami by FedEx) in a Frederick's of Hollywood at a local mall in Valdosta, Ga. Meanwhile, Condi is busy setting up roadside nail-bombs aimed at crippling school buses full of children. Finally, Scott McClellan 'accidentally' emails a virus that takes out most of the Internet connection and phone lines to the traditionally 'Blue' states.
Now, millions of disenfranchised voters are screaming to have the election delayed. However, President Bush reminds people of his promise to keep the elections on the 2nd and wins with 89%.
Hey, it could happen!